Audio Recording Brainstorm

I’m unsure what I will edit together since I haven’t seen what other people have recorded yet, but I want to make something absurdist. I’m thinking of several things to record. For one, the dog next door that barks constantly is always a good contender for some truly annoying audio. I might take some sound from the road next to our house since that is also extremely loud and annoying. I might record my roommates doing all the dishes while I watch on and creepily hold up a phone to capture audio. I will NOT record someone showering, but I might run the shower to simulate that noise. I will also record the incessant beeping of our microwave as it goes off at 1 AM because I crave warm milk. I will record my roommates screaming about some foul play in the hockey game they are currently watching. I will record the insane bird that screams at all hours in the morning outside our kitchen window. I will record the sounds of a crowded store because it is one of the worst experiences ever, and I want to take all my classmates down with me. I will record the sound of cheerios pouring into a cereal bowl and the consequent sound of said cheerios spilling onto the floor because I have no eye-hand coordination. I will record the neighbors who seem to think the whole neighborhood enjoys the sound of trap music played on what seems to be an iPhone 4. In essence, I aim to annoy my classmates with the cacophony I force myself to endure.